Like the lingering thirst after eating a salty pretzel, America has reached a moment in time when she thirsts for a new and different direction. This election year has shown that many of our politicians know how to make promises, they just don't know how to fulfill their promises and that is really the most important part, the fulfilling. Anybody can just make promises.
Every 4 years a new man (or woman) seemingly comes through the door, saying hello and telling us how they can change America, the world and seemingly the cosmos. But is this a lane, a road or a course that we want to take? They run after your vote like Tom chases Jerry but your vote matters and you can be on George Washington's grave that we will not endorse any average candidate.
As we sit around and wait to see which politician can hold out the longest in the contest, it is becoming obvious that none of them come off as refreshing as say, a Junior Mint. Many of our current candidates just act as they want to be President but to us they may as well be pretending to be an architect or marine biologist.
We need a President who is real, honest and has a good sense of humor. A person who is just as comfortable advising a Pakistani in the restraunt business as he is talking to the parents of a bubble boy about how they share the TV remote. A President who is well aware of the importance of cleanliness and good hygien. A man who can see the value in nothing and make it into something. A man who will stand by his commitments, even if it means wearing an occasional puffy shirt.
Who is our Presidential Endorsement? Sorry Hillary Clinton. Wait another 4 Barack Obama. Head back south Mike Huckabee. It's time to retire John McCain. We are going 3rd Party!
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you our endorsement to be the next President of the United States... Jerry Seinfeld
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